December 2009
LGMH →
lovegivesmehope:
A long time ago, I was on the verge of committing suicide when a guy came to the roof to have lunch. He saw me climbing over the railing and asked me to share his lunch with him. After receiving my puzzled look, he explained, “Everyone should die happy. Or at least with a full stomach.” We celebrated our 10th wedding anniversary last month.
The Run-on Sentence
fuckyeahhlove:
Did you know that I loved you for as long as I could and even when they told me not to I still did and she was nice for a little while but she never took your place and even though you thought she did and even though I tried to make her she just couldn’t because she doesn’t have what you have or maybe it’s had now and even though we weren’t together we talked on the mark of our...
“He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect....”
– Bob Marley (via -pinyourwings) (via kristenenfuego) (via allisonrenae) (via aijalonlove) (via rachel91x) (via kimikarma) (via heysilly) (via veyyah)
crushes:
,lriG
.won yppah ma I .dnim lufituaeb ruoy dna uoy evol I .taht dedeen yllaer I ;noitcerid etisoppo eht ni efil ym gninrut rof hcum os uoy knaht …hguoht uoy tem I erofeb elbaresim saw I .sdrawkcab tlef gnihtyreve erehw tniop eht ot snoitome ym pu dexim yletelpmoc uoy ,efil ym deretne tsrif uoy nehW
yoB
“If you turn on the keypad volume on your cell phone and type 989797899897787987,...”
– (via fuckyeahthebeatles)
Took me a few tries to get the timing but this is so cool!!!
xD
fuckyeahcomputerscience:
ayiie:
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, HuntingAndFishing...
"Every girl has that one boy in her life, who...
divinest:
uhhhmanda:
followandreblog:
pineappleupsidedown:
sheenalovessunsets:
Why does this have to be true.
Ahahaha the boy in mine who does that, I don’t drop anything for. Kyle Ley, I love you :))
